9/3/2023 0 Comments Heart break me![]() Highway: Say what? Stitch Jones: We're here for that! We've ambushed Major Powers three times and always right here we know what we're doing. Highway: What the fuck good are you doing back there? Without any cover fire I get my ass blown off! While you guys are sitting there pumpin' the neighbor's dog we get every swingin' dick in this platoon killed! Stitch Jones: Hey, chill out, man that's what we're here for. Frageti: What the hell was that? Highway: You're dead, Marine! You just stepped on four booby traps and blew your legs off! We'll have to send out a search party for your testicles! Now where the hell's your backup? Frageti: Profile. You're going to become a Marine, right now. Stitch Jones: Uh, I'll catch you later, Swede! Swede Johanson: Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come. Now get your ass out in that street, ladies. Swede Johanson: I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck. Swede, say something charming to the man. Swede! Recon Platoon: Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede! Stitch Jones: Uh, Gunny, I'd like you to meet my big friend, Swede Johanson. Stitch Jones: Oh, I don't think so, babe. Highway: Mister Jones, you fall out in that street or I'm gonna kick your ass right off this fuckin' planet. We no longer mind, 'cause, you don't matter. Stitch Jones: You see, it's all a question of mind over matter. Tom Highway: ( laughing) Tough woman, tough woman. Can I run a tab on this? Little Mary Jackson: Hell, no. You're going to see her? Tom Highway: Hell no. Oh, can I get my old room back? Little Mary Jackson: Hell, yes. Tom Highway: Oh, well, I figure she'd be married to a general by now. Little Mary Jackson: ( smiling) She's cocktailing over at the Palace. Because I got myself so broke, I couldn't get myself out of sight if it took a quarter to go around the world. But if she's looking for more alimony, she's in real trouble this time. Tom Highway: Oh, well, I figured as much. Little Mary Jackson: ( smiling) Aggie always kept a smile on your face. Now if I was a little younger, I'd make you eat your words and curl your toes. The best years of my life were with a Marine. It seemed that marriage and the Marine Corps weren't too compatible. But if you want a lot from a woman, you have to give a lot. ![]() Little Mary Jackson: ( sits at bar) Oh, hell, sure they do. They don't make them like you anymore, sweetheart. Little Mary Jackson: I'll get you a beer. Do you know how to write and call? Tom Highway: Well, I didn't want you to cause any sleepless nights thinking about me. Little Mary Jackson: Well, I called his wife- Tom Highway: Do you fool around on the first date? Little Mary Jackson: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! ( hugs Highway) Little Mary Jackson: Damn you, girl. God-damn good to see you, Tom! Back where you belong! Highway: Hey, go easy on me, or else everybody's gonna think I'm spoken for. Highway: And if I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic. Choozoo: If your brain was half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a friggin' twenty-star general by now. This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.ĭialogue Sergeant Major Choozoo: Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup? Gunnery Sergeant Highway: Yeah, I should've gotten shots beforehand.You can run me, you can starve me, you can beat me and you can kill me. ![]()
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